Trystina's beginnings were, at best, sordid. Both the sister and daughter of the now defrocked Father L. Bo Rhume and his working girl cousin “Wiggle” of Baton Rouge, Trystina was delivered in a public toilet and immediately taken to live in the cloistered convent with Our Ladies of Guilt and Shame. By the age of 13 it was apparent that Trystina had inherited her mother/cousins propensities, as she was constantly found painting her face with whatever ingredients she could find in the kitchen, and practicing lewd positions with whatever ingredients she could find in the kitchen. She was eventually set adrift into this wide world and found her way to the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence where she found she could nurture both sides of her nature. “What could be better than doing nice things for people and having people doing nice things to you!”