Aliases: I'm very proud to say that I'm also known as Saint Verba LaBuse in the Los Angeles House.
Date of Birth: January 31, in the same year Disneyland opened and "Marty" was the Best Picture Oscar winner.
Hometown: I was born in Glendale (California's "Jewel" City). I guess that's why I'm attracted to bright, shiny objects.
Childhood: I survived my formative years in the San Fernando Valley. It was very traumatic, being raised by…DARE I SAY IT…Republicans!
Education: After two years of College, I attended Floral Design and Bartending Schools…that's not too gay, is it?
Occupation: Let's just say if you give me flowers and fabric, I can create one FABULOUS Wedding or Party.
Scandalous people I've met: Serial Killer Randy Kraft at a party shortly before he was arrested, O.J. Simpson at a Bar Mitzvah in the late1980's and Paris Hilton when she was 7 years old.
Marital Status: Blissfully living in sin with Sister Tess Tickles of the Sacred Scrotum.
Hobbies: I enjoy playing Hide and Seek with Lawn Gnomes, playing Naked Twister and Strip Jenga.
Calling: I got my calling in the early 1990's, when for some strange reason, I found myself South of Market San Francisco. It was then that I stumbled on to a Sister Poetry Reading at Hamburger Mary's.