The safest and most responsible sex you can have is still the sex you have with yourself.  There will be times when the temptation to play with others will consume you, when this happens The Sisters would like you to keep in mind a few words of wisdom passed down from our Mother House in San Francisco.

There is no substitute for sound medical advice, just be sure your getting it from a medical professional. The hot man standing in front of you is usually not the one you should be seeking advice from. Well, not medical advice anyways.

Get informed, have fun and lose the guilt.

Play Fair, Be Queer, Practice Self-Care.

Alcohol/Drugs: My lord we could go on for 12 days about this.  Too much of anything that dulls the senses is not good for you. The last thing you want is to wake up to glitter on your dick and have no idea how it got there.  Ask around, you'd be surprised who has had glitter on their dick.  

Cock Rings: Take off your ring when you are not using it. Don't scare the nuns with a swollen family jewel.

CRYSTAL METH:  A major health risk of crystal meth use is the increased chance of HIV infection through unprotected sex while under the influence.  Crystal meth increases the sex drive and creates a false sense of confidence, power and control.  The ability to make sound decisions goes out the fucking window with this stuff.  There have been movies made about it. There are seminars about it.  What are we not getting? This shit kills you!  Please don't use drugs when you play.  You could hurt someone or yourself.  Now we don't want that, do we?

Douching:  If you must douche, keep in mind you don't need the pressure of a fire hose.  Many of the douche hoses sold have very ridged ends.  Be careful when you insert.  You don't want to bruise any thing.  Or even worse tear something.  Never use hot water.  Cool it down.

Lubricants:  Water-based lube!  Let me say that again.  Water based lube!!!  The lubes made from an oil-base or silicone base, break down the surface of condoms, reducing their effectiveness.   Remember that there is no such thing as too much lube.

No fucking without a condom and no licking without a barrier.  This is the rule, like it or not.  Many a young man has gotten a spanking for not following the rules. Should you be in need of a spanking, there are plenty of Sisters who are willing to discipline you for bad behavior (or just the fun of it).  Remember NO fucking without a condom and no licking without a barrier.

Piercings:  Keep ‘em clean.    Piercings:  Keep ‘em clean.   Piercings:  Keep 'em clean OK?  I've said that three times, get the message?

Rimming:  Now lets just get down to it shall we? This is very risky behavior.  Just because someone says “you can kiss my ass” does not mean that you have to.  If you must rim do it with a barrier of some sort.  Plastic wrap, cheep fun and at Christmas it comes with snowmen on it.  Don't use the microwave kind, it has itty bitty holes in it and the shit germs will get in your mouth—ick!

Soap & Water:  Wash your fruit before you eat It.!!  Remember, cleanliness is next to... well, you know...

STD'S:   Don't put other people at risk.  Make sure you do what you can to protect yourself.  Self-Care and a festive attitude are the keys to a healthy, safe and fun sex life.  If you're ever in doubt, get that physical you have been putting off.  Just to be clear, playing doctor and nurse games does not constitute a physical.

Toys:  Toys are a great deal of fun.  A few tips on keeping your toys clean and pretty. Wash them after every use!  Mild soap and water will do.  No one likes a dirty toy.  Dirty toys carry all kinds of nasty little things.  So be good boys and wash those toys.   Make sure you wrap those toys.  Use a condom; after all it is going up your butt.   

 

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The Sisters want you to eat, drink and on a few occasions be a Mary, be a Mother Mary.  Hell, be the Virgin Mary if you want.  Just be who you are without guilt or shame.  Have fun, play safe, and ask your buddies to do the same.

Remember,

We love you!